高级会员
太医令(从七品下)
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- 2006-3-11
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, H1 K% |5 w+ S2 @1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]3 t; ]7 \* g3 l- B( y% \
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. o3 c) m/ l5 n# P4 \. p3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5 s4 w. Q( j* w4 n4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]2 o; M& H# u x7 v
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7 b9 p. ]# K, ^" f" l5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]& Q; v1 Z% Y! c- J+ m& t# m1 `
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: h" u, K( C3 U% x E0 E
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 V2 n; J( ?" f4 r4 c. ?: h
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7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
! i( A {( P2 rAnd when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]* y8 c; j& l$ L, {* K- u
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& x8 a& _9 s$ a! c) e; U8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
% K6 z0 W0 n; Q4 J1 {What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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; Z M6 |" s. ]+ C" ? g10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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& E( {/ n# p% b- \: X8 Y* |1 ]11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
/ v* H9 h& I4 n. x4 s/ j. [Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]/ m/ O6 o- b; B
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* F9 ~2 Y9 _8 e; ]' e13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
: H4 Z3 h5 k6 s9 S) j8 r% hThan waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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0 N; F' Z6 j0 B L6 Y7 H. s14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4 k u' M4 e X9 G& L3 q$ {15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]1 k- [2 d ~2 t; T
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]# Q3 d9 S3 P. }4 X9 {
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+ {# q/ T0 M, r7 \( |4 d18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
9 n) F' r O$ o* Z% B2 t- Y! KIt protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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& [! d t7 y4 S. e& V19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]0 m7 j) U }/ y: g7 W, c% l8 F
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]- Y2 u$ k% d2 V: |3 K- [& W0 `
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20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.9 J( b% p. k3 z/ |! ?5 T
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