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太医令(从七品下)
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- 2006-3-11
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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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# l% h% {7 _& U+ k( W6 U4 ^4 ^2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) P3 S9 z7 Z: C8 \# O
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6 r7 j* a3 B6 @4 v3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9 b: c3 A9 P1 Q" N4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" {' a2 p" |. m2 q/ ?# w
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# U$ f& a' p3 l# l$ l+ t5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]. x6 k7 Q! o7 _' t+ L5 b* _- {5 {! a
* x5 E; R6 H% p& E3 `0 vAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! a) m9 G* D9 I, M) S2 X
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: }( F, _# ^$ ^3 B/ [+ F6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] H! a( f \3 ?- r4 V: C
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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3 k7 k1 G; U( u5 M/ p7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]# H. D- F% `1 ^
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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) \( y" f# K X9 d' B8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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, u4 r; R" S! v# V7 ~3 A$ c6 x9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
& ~/ B- l1 Y$ I$ `$ P" ~What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]. n) F3 Z" U7 R. P7 w7 O; D3 J7 n
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]( u- C( l* V# w7 B
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]3 B# d, J" v/ O: }& O' _
Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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0 X+ G4 B9 s( v* c. _) v12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 N g9 E! C9 ~3 l$ D& J$ K9 R; J
Than waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]3 w" l9 f5 P5 u/ o9 m+ c6 U) k
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, N4 _& ^" N7 t2 Q" m8 a3 v* G14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]. C5 N4 o$ ? u Y+ s
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& T) `) u' q+ c+ y0 e15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]1 P9 Q! w( O* K' A @% C; Y- S
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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/ c! i, q( h% E4 n: g6 G8 J17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]# L2 A2 e; |* g& N6 [! l9 \
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 x3 u; |) y9 r' w
It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]7 l7 \# W; a8 @
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( e" l0 e: Z' {0 ~& X# R19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
3 E T/ P$ Y! L, f7 f5 F( x0 u7 D2 o& \- `The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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! ~, @# c! Q6 c! r1 r" G20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.# s: [) d2 _* P
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