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发表于 2006-4-14 05:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: \"Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?\" [/COLOR]7 h4 q" v, o  U' a/ L
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   The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms. 5 @* M, _7 E+ u# j( {8 ?1 N
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  \"Cry?\" John asked. \"No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!\"

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