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太医令(从七品下)
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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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1 m; D/ d- C8 `# U- O2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]4 N, a9 C0 y1 Z j; p! G; _
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! N5 c& t2 M$ H) d5 l: V2 \; o3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]2 m. A# O2 Q- w* x6 K5 i( @7 h
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]9 X2 j5 a* t" Z1 Y5 z; x
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]0 D) S: P; q8 O
$ w3 @( e" B( x& i4 FAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]+ h6 _% ?- ?$ U# I5 r
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4 N9 g0 k6 \, `: p$ U* i6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
" a7 h. G6 Z6 ]Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
, X3 z: L2 Q$ }. U, [And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]# M' y* G" b* d! O' P
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]9 k T0 p$ w& }6 i3 \
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p* ~% S' a0 n. c0 X* ?. W9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" E/ @, z7 m7 `4 o
What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] e9 A- x* A" ^0 @3 O4 c- C* }
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. Z0 e5 u1 D1 N7 j2 Q! I3 `* d) r11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]5 Y4 A. I; A4 c4 r: f! U
Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]7 _5 O6 F& f; }3 U' g. z
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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" C; ~5 ?2 {' _! s13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
1 C& |8 F; m/ b, QThan waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]2 N( y8 n$ I& N1 F3 X: d0 g
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, s: f6 _. ~0 h) e( p0 t14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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) o6 @+ p+ g9 _9 v' J" z* P% T15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]# h z- F7 P4 ~; @! v& h
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$ x& S& g2 t, T" y- H$ A9 j4 _16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]0 k" Z; t( ?0 |7 x5 l
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3 G& o3 Q Q3 k17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4 l) w) M6 x- H8 a18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
! C% E: c) e2 h5 D0 Z4 PIt protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) _/ B+ s$ C: [* T7 I
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19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]9 Q+ g+ p% O/ K. ]
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9 m: w5 N) {+ Y) I [20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me./ h ^" c. N7 ~# z" J
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